Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

The author of Bless Your Heart, Tramp delivers “32 short essays on the ridiculousness of modern life” in today's South: “a hilarious read” (Publishers Weekly).Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line. In Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank, she once again demonstrates her mastery at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:* How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)* Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them)* EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?)* Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues* And so much more!