The VelociPastor

"This film was fun to watch, although I didn't like it as much as most viewers did in the reviews below. The acting was alright, and the movie makes fun of itself. The characters are somewhat diverse, and the story is simple. The plot is about a priest who gains the power to turn into a dinosaur and end injustice in his neighborhood. Along the way he meets a woman that wants to help him fight against a religious conspiracy. I have to say I'd rather watch one of my bad shark movies for a really good laugh, but this movie was okay. There was fair acting, and even though the music was not quite my taste, it was fun for the plot."

"I know what this is suppose to be and they nail it. Good bad movie with crazy premise, but unlike most who want to make a good bad movie on purpose just to make cringe with this they really nailed all the hallmarks of one and made it watchable but also most importantly they made it funny! "

"I usually enjoy intentionally bad movies and gave this one an honest go, but just was not feeling it this time. "

"Maybe one star due to the very bad acting and very cheap props, but three stars for those very same reasons as it was so FUNNY because of this! So average of two stars here. The last ten minutes or so were the best of the bad!🦖🤪🤣"

"Hilarious premise, great concept, cool cover, awful film."

"I loved this movie for what I’m really hoping it was meant to be. Hilarious. "

"I feel like the people who made this watched Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter and tried to copy it with an epic failure. "

"Because we have to finish it. 😂 🦕 "

"Omg this movie is so funny😂 It’s such a bad movie, but I’m gonna make everyone watch it anyway"

"What did I just watch? I would never not recommend this gem. "