Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

"This is absolutely one of the weirdest Christmas movies I have ever seen, but I’m like a magnet for all things weird so yeah I enjoyed it. This is not really a horror movie but a very dark fantasy with some light horror elements. The humor is dark. The cinematography is dark and gorgeous. It’s an enjoyable time and an incredibly unique story."

"When I saw this with my boyfriend while back honestly was blown away. A weird but cool film 🖤"

"I watched this a couple of years ago and recently rewatched. This movie is so good. I love the concept. This has subtitles."

"Fair warning, this movie is spoken in Finnish, therefore subtitles for non-speakers. I went into this movie think I wasn't going to enjoy it. I was wrong. I can't say much because spoilers, but give it a go. Seriously. Go."

"This and Dial-Code Santa if you want to watch something different for Xmas.""

"Very bizarre and good but lots of penises"

"Yearly watch! "

"Dear Liza there's a lot of old man sausage in this movie. Like, good story, well executed, but whole lotta shrinky dinks dangling and flopping. Maybe one to watch with grandma (or grandpa if he's into that) to put some life back into 'em, but might want to sit the kiddos out for this one. I'm just hung up on how they found so many old men willing to run around naked in the snow? Anyhoo, movie was still largely enjoyable."

"Rare Exports is a unique blend of Finnish comedy and Christmas horror, with a dark and original take on Santa Claus. I quickly forgot it was subtitled. A new holiday favorite! "

"Weird, creepy and crazy. Just the way we all like our Christmas movies."