Clean Sweep
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Ilona Andrews
***Notice: This is a special Collectors Edition, trade-paperback volume, which includes Black and White original illustrations. It is a short novel, of approximately 60,000 words in length/227 pages*** On the outside, Dina Demille is the epitome of normal. She runs a quaint Victorian Bed and Breakfast in a small Texas town, owns a Shih Tzu named Beast, and is a perfect neighbor, whose biggest problem should be what to serve her guests for breakfast. But Dina is...different: Her broom is a deadly weapon; her Inn is magic and thinks for itself. Meant to be a lodging for otherworldly visitors, the only permanent guest is a retired Galactic aristocrat who can't leave the grounds because she's responsible for the deaths of millions and someone might shoot her on sight. Under the circumstances, "normal" is a bit of a stretch for Dina. And now, something with wicked claws and deepwater teeth has begun to hunt at night....Feeling responsible for her neighbors, Dina decides to get involved. Before long, she has to juggle dealing with the annoyingly attractive, ex-military, new neighbor, Sean Evans-an alpha-strain werewolf-and the equally arresting cosmic vampire soldier, Arland, while trying to keep her inn and its guests safe. But the enemy she's facing is unlike anything she's ever encountered before. It's smart, vicious, and lethal, and putting herself between this creature and her neighbors might just cost her everything. "Andrews is an auto-buy no matter what the genre!" -Romantic Times "If there is one author that defines Urban Fantasy, it is Ilona Andrews." -Annie Tegelan, Fresh Fiction "One of the brightest voices in urban fantasy and one of my favorite authors. Ilona Andrews delivers only the best." -New York Times bestselling author Jeaniene Frost
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Author
Ilona Andrews
Pages
234
Publisher
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Published Date
2013
ISBN
1494388588 9781494388584
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"Meh. I went into this with extremely high expectations and I was severely disappointed. That being said I will still be ready the next book in the series."
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cjay
"What can I say about this book...two stars because despite itself, there was some useful advice. The problem is, I can’t tell WHICH advice was useful, because there was enough obviously inaccurate information and enough lack of fact checking that I don’t know what to trust. <br/><br/>First you should know this book is published in Australia, and ostensibly targeted to a global audience, but it isn’t aware of the many Australian-isms that make much of the advice difficult to follow (what is a doona? What is methylated spirits? Toilet soap? Etc). Nothing wrong with an Australian book of course, and my canadian perspective isn’t the only valid one, but it would have been useful to have that context or a glossary. <br/><br/>Second, this book has a single page on decluttering, one page per chapter on “clever” home upgrades (an odd choice of word but presumably a play on “smart home” combined with green choices), and has no mention at all about destressing your home. Detoxing your home is a frequent theme, but this book contradicts itself all over the place. Examples of chemicals recommended for household cleaning use include malathion, permethrin, kerosene, methyl hydrate, petrol, acetate, turpentine. Not that I inherently have anything against these chemicals, but they seem at odds with the general thrust of the book. <br/><br/>Third, the author has no bio or credentials to give credence to the research that’s been done. <br/><br/>Fourth, there are some actually inaccurate statements such as that DEET in banned in the US - it was created in the USA and has never been banned there. <br/><br/>Fifth, despite supposedly being about de cluttering and destressing, in order to implement all the DIY cleaning recipes listed here I would need a cupboard of ingredients and a lot of extra time to make up recipes each time I cleaned. <br/><br/>Upsides of the book:<br/>- I’ll always take an effort at greener choices<br/>- lots of DIY home cleaner recipes, most of which seem safe and legitimate, even if a bunch include bizarre and obscure ingredients.<br/>- included some useful information explaining the chemistry of laundry detergents and the properties of various fabrics<br/>- I felt inspired to take better care of my stuff and clean more<br/>- good to get some talk about repairing clothing in<br/><br/>This book was written in 2004 so perhaps the discussion about how to clean your VHS player is forgivably outdated, and some of this nontoxic life stuff may have been more cutting edge at the time, which could explain why many of the suggestions are actually far from low-tox. <br/><br/>Overall, Skip this book. Or use it exclusively for its stain removal section. A better title would have been: “clean sweep: how a light-green household can clean everything with DIY solutions”"
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Teresa Prokopanko
"I took forever to get around to reading this. I started reading this when there were only a few parts online, but I have to admit, I hate reading on the computer. I bought this and then forgot about it. It has sat, in my kindle, lonely and neglected. Why didn't I read this sooner? It was great fun. I think reading it part by part is not for me (I'm too impatient) and knowing I will have quite a while to wait if I want to wait for the second one to come out on ebook.<br/><br/>For being an internet weekly story, this was well thought out. Ilona and Gordon pointed out at the end of this ebook how you can't go back and change something once you post it online. But I think they did a very good job on the story anyway, without being able to go back and redo it. It's fun and the world is exciting. I'm intrigued with the few stories that might be revealed later (please, please, please let them be worked out!) and the general idea of an innkeeper. Leave it to Ilona and Gordon to come up with something fun and unique time after time."
"Fantastic blend of Sci-fi and Fantasy. Definitely worth the read."
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Elizabeth Burnette