
Dam Sharks!
2.2
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Action
Horror
Science Fiction
2016
79 min
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Voracious sharks use human bodies to build dams.
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"First of all, thank you to @DjCount for pulling me back into the shark-infested waters. I have watched three shark movies this weekend. THIS film is hilarious, and contains the most athletic sharks 🦈 that I have ever seen! 😂 There are several scenes in which the hungry sharks elevate out of the water, and grab a person or two. I could not stop laughing! I love it! This time, a female sheriff and a gruff survivalist head out on the rough waters to help some weekend office workers on a retreat. Jason London plays the role of a smarmy and clueless boss. I had a lot of fun watching this film! 😂"
"The beaver population has been decimated (or were they Zombeavers 🦫🧟), where have they all gone? Those dam sharks ate them all up. Seriously, if you haven't seen Zombeavers yet, Check that out it's actually not bad, @miaparker did a nifty review on that. I was missing all the dam jokes going around because of Zombeavers so I watched this because I had it on my list anyway (btw, I could've went the other way and made lots of beaver jokes, but we keep it dam classy here on Likewise🎩) . And yes, it's funny because that is the main story, no more beavers because of the dam sharks, and they use human body parts to make their own dam. I can just say to watch the first minute, something happens that I kinda saw coming, but it is done in a way that both startled me and made me howl. And that kinda thing happens all through the dam movie 😁. As expected there is horrible dialogue and acting, but it's great because those dam sharks take care of it. Somebody says something stupid........DAM SHARK! Somebody does something stupid (like zip lining over a river when she doesn't know how to swim)........DAM SHARK! Someone is just relaxing on the riverbank quietly enjoying some lunch..........just kidding 😁 he's not doing or saying anything stupid so he's saf............DAMN SHARK! 🤣. I just kept watching this for the fun shark kills. And actually, the effects aren't half bad considering, because there are A LOT of shark movies out there that are just horrible. Just ask @errika_mason , she's reviewed lots of them 🦈 (come to think of it, it's been a while. Where's my Shark Side of the Moon review?🦈🌛😂) I was supposed to be assembling a chair I bought while watching this, and needless to say...I have no chair......🤬. Watch the trailer, but really do yourself a favor and watch the first minute. After that you're either in or..........well.........DAM SHARK!"